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tylerchokely:

tylerchokely:

i just ate nuts and they are stuck in my teeth

relatable

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straightwhiteboyproblems:

unidentified-slut:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

who do u think I am

a straight white girl

The amount of salt in these 4 words is beyond my daily recommended serving of sodium a day

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itstonybetch:

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and others make straight people feel like we’re all abusive and it’s all our fault even though most of us support gay rights, shitty world we live in, there will never be peace, let’s face, it, earth might as well be called hell because, we, ourselves have ruined it with the terrible human ways

ugh literally shut the fuck up. stop victimizing yourself when there are kids killing themselves, people being beheaded, and various other atrocities being committed just because someone is gay. woe is you for being straight, boo hoo you’re so #oppressed by the gays. if that’s how you’re gonna act you’re no help at all good ol’ “supporter”

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perchu:

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perchu:

my nose is cold

put it in the oven

ok

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herspanic:

we should have a “where are they now” for bloggers who’ve deleted

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douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

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